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Sardars are back!!!!😃
1) Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" 😃😃
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2) Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it!!
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3) MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.
Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?
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4) Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!!
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5) Sardar was drawing money from ATM.
A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
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6) Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!!
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7) Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
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8) After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: "Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!"
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9) Napoleon: There are no words called IMPOSSIBLE and FEAR in my dictionary.
Sardar: What should I do ? You should have checked it before buying !!!
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10) How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ?
It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!!
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11) Sardar was writing past tense of "I make a mistake"
Guess what he wrote ?
"I was made by a mistake" 😆😆
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12) Sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated. He drank the poison and said: "Ab kaato saalo... Sab maroge"
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